Every Dem down in DC liked Obama a lot…
But the Speaker of the House, Mr. Boehner. - He Did NOT!
The Speaker hated Inaugurations! The whole inaugural season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn’t screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
But, Whatever the reason, his heart or marital drama
He stood there behind them, hating Obama
Staring out from their seats with two orange Boehner frowns
They were the only sour faces in the whole god damned crowd.
Safe to say John’s bi-partisan spirit lacked luster
As he sported contempt even Glenn Beck might not muster
James Taylor, Stevie Wonder, Katy Perry, Beyonce
Not any of their music made the frowns go away.
John was possibly grumpy about the rising Debt Ceiling
Mention the “Fiscal Cliff” – his emotions go reeling.
Deb’s spray tan and pearls showed she went to great pains
But even her lipstick could not top Michelle’s bangs
So standing behind the Leader of the nation
He decided to embody true right-wing determination
In spite of the gaffe of donning two matching ties
He knew what he’d do – he’d go home and cry.